I read an article in Cosmopolitan last night and could just not stop laughing!. It was about a condition called summer arsehole disorder (and I believe that it is an actual thing). We all know those people who just completely change at the sight of a few rays. It is claimed that people who were suffering from this disorder will have some or all of the following symptoms-

At the first sight of sunshine the top will come off or they will strip down to practically no clothes, regardless of their physique and despite the fact it may only be 16 degrees outside.

These people may phone in sick for work because it is slightly warmer thatn usual and will find it socially acceptable to drink lager from the can, whilst walking down the street, at any point of the day.

These people will suddenly become an expert in the movement of clouds, how fast they travel and how long it will take for them to disappear.

Sufferers of summer arsehole syndrome will have a pair of shades constantly on their person at all times and may even be seen wearing them indoors. They may also be found congregating  in open spaces, playing shit music from a shit speaker (loudly).

When trying to have a conversation with sufferers of this disorder, they may mention how brown or red they are several times during the same conversation, and may even do the, lets compare the shades of our arms test (like potential skin cancer is a cause for celebration).

But do not fear, the article claims that these people will return to their normal personalities by around mid September to October, so all is not lost 🙂

I think I may be in fact a sufferer of summer arsehole disorder, I am indeed guilty of being naked at the first sight of sun, and a BBQ just isn’t a BBQ without a dodgy playlist blasting from a twenty quid Bluetooth speaker in the garden, right?, (I also carry shades) so who’s with me?.