Category Archives: Humor



With the promise of not invading any country larger than Estonia, Putin hopes to eliminate United States sanctions which have “forced his citizens to add more water to their beet soup. It’s not fair” said Putin. “How can we continue to invade countries on our borders while under sanctions from the U.S.? We’re sure Trump…

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The increase in portion size is directly linked to an increase in obesity in the U.S. Duh! The ‘Calorie Control Council’, an international association representing the low- and reduced-calorie food and beverage industry (A real council) reports that the average American will consume more than 4,500 calories and enough fat to make three sticks of…

Tofurky Is Not Turkey Get Over It


If the Indians who helped the Pilgrims get through the winter, were vegans, we’d be eating tofurky (Faux turkey) on Thanksgiving. Luckily, this was not the case. (Just because you can shape it like a real turkey, oh never mind) I’m not slamming tofu but don’t you owe it to yourself to stow the gluten…

‘Take’ America Yet Again


In an effort to thwart the government’s class-action lawsuit against President-elect Donald Trump and his now-defunct Trump University, Trump’s attorneys filed a motion to delay until after the presidential inauguration. They also asked for a motion from the court to downgrade the charges since they said, the courses were on a public high school level…