Category Archives: Humor

Don’t Click That Link!

Just because the holiday season is over doesn’t mean scammers have gone away. Beware of deals that are too good to be true. You can’t get a 2 week vacation in Aruba for $99.95. All they want is your personal information. Don’t click on a link. If only phishing emails would include some facts. The…

Kneel To Order At McD’s Newest Location

A McDonald’s has opened in the vicinity of the Vatican, close by in a Vatican owned building which houses several senior Cardinals. The Cardinals objected saying, “Why couldn’t we get that Hard Rock Cafe which is opening on Via della Conciliazione, the main boulevard leading to St. Peter’s? We can’t ‘unwind’ at a McDonald’s. Not…

Miami: A Tourist Friendly Town

Tourists are people who want to get away from their day to day existence and experience a different more expensive day to day existence. Let’s welcome them and their wallets to sunny South Florida! To our tourists: You’re welcome to all we have to offer, including the traffic you brought with you. Get ready for…

Trump Fundraising: Donate, Accommodate, Accumulate

Donald Trump’s sons are trying to raise money to help pay for the $25 million dollar judgement against their father since he lost his Trump University case. They’ve formed a non-profit in Texas and will be selling ‘access to the Donald’ through the inaugural weekend festivities in exchange for million-dollar donations to unnamed “conservation” charities,…

Fruitcake, Why?

Happy holidays! It’s always good to know there’s a constant presence in our lives during the holiday season and we call it fruitcake. Why is fruitcake funny? Let’s return to that unanswerable question and look at some history. Long ago (before the internet) when people lived in caves, they ate the ingredients that comprised fruitcake…