Category Archives: Humor

How Do You Tell A ‘Sky Prawn’ From A Locust?

Part 110.110 of the code of federal regulations allows the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to establish maximum levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods for human use that present no health hazard. (Or so they think/hope) For example, manufacturers can’t allow more than 225 bug parts (No clue of how many insects constitute…

Does This Health Plan Get Off The Ground?

Republicans have added an old friend as an add-on to their new health care bill; Jack Kevorkian, the deceased euthanasia activist. “All the youth in Asia support Jack”, said SCROTUS, “So how bad could he be? It’ll be the best health plan ever and it doesn’t matter if you Don’t Know Jack, trust us. In…

Barney Stinson and Superman: Why Unrelatable Characters are Relatable

This article originally appeared on ExClnet.com, the Experience Clarity Network with full citations and links. All stories have been told, or have they? Ever heard: history repeats itself? Any military strategist or skilled politician (oxymoron?) will tell you otherwise. Certain patterns of human behavior pop up over and over. Nothing is the same, however. So, why can…

You And Your Smart Phone: Joined At The Hip?

Question: What is your ‘drug’ of choice? A, Caffeine. B, Alcohol. C Your cell phone. Don’t get antsy, we’ll provide the answer soon. Imagine: You’re sitting at your favorite restaurant, out on the town with your companion, and you’re gazing into each other’s eyes after a glass of fine wine and maybe wondering why you…

Let Them Eat Cake

Only six days after Department of Agriculture secretary Sonny Perdue was in office, he announced Monday that he would roll back Obama-era school nutrition standards. “Why should school children eat decent food? They’ll only be better equipped to learn, and then they’ll want to vote against people like me. Some of the new rules will…