As a teenager I was never really interested in shopping. I remember accompanying my mother on her many shopping excursions, book in hand, engrossed in my reading while she dragged me from shop to shop. Going over the floor to ceiling bulging shelves with a practiced eye, selecting , rejecting fabric, haggling over prices while constantly admonishing me to keep an eye on her countless carrier bags.
It wasn’t after I had been on my own for a while that I felt the dormant shopping genes within me rise to the surface with a vengeance. I began to enjoy what I once considered to be an arduous chore .
Going into shops , sifting through piles, all the while keeping an eye out for bargains. Coupons being the holy grail of the entire experience.The surmounting anticipation of watching the $$$ amount go lower and lower as the scanner ran over the coveted bar code , and the resulting feeling of triumphant as I calculated my savings ?
Shopping became an addiction, a kind of therapy. The feeling of accomplishment at scoring a great deal. Especially if it’s an item you have been hankering after for ages is immeasurable. Though I do wish the stores wouldn’t hand me my precious merchandise in bags with the word sale slapped on ? . ( I actually keep all my nice carrier bags to tote around stuff in later ?).
The aftermath of a shopping expedition is just as exciting. The little fireworks that go off everytime you unpack and inspect your haul at home, it’s like a mini Fourth of July show in your own bedroom ✨?☄
Bored with your workout routine? Shopping is the new crossfit! ??What could burn more calories than lugging around heavyweight shopping bags for miles at a stretch? I hail it as the best no sweat, workout ever for women, with immediate gratification and rewards. No 30 day waiting period here.
Shopping is an anti depresant. No matter how down in the dumps or tired you are , there is no faster way to induce a surge of adrenaline than a “sale” sign . Want to get over a breakup? go shopping, its the mother of all cures and no nasty hangovers the next day. I’ll toast to that .
Had a bad day at work/school? Nothing cheers you up faster than closing your fingers around the handles of a brand new, uncreased carrier bag.
Lastly its a great bonding experience, with your gal pals that is ?❤️?. Nothing beats a day of bargain hunting with your girlfriends with a round of lattes and red velvet cupcakes to end it all on a sweet note . ☕️?
Which reminds me there are still a few last minute sales still around that I might have missed …lattes anyone? ?