The dire warnings were so dire they could only be described as “dire:” Meteorologists predicted so much swirling snow for January 27 that Connecticut’s National Public Radio chapter cancelled its fund-raising event, which was slated to feature a panel of world-renown Emily Dickinson scholars discussing the topic, “Why Working Mothers No Longer Read 16th-century German Poetry To Their Five-Year-Year-Old Children, And The Devastating Consequences For American Culture.”

Wine and cheese were to be offered, with suggested donations of $200 for a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and a mere $100 for a block of Canadian Cheddar. The chapter expected standing-room-only crowds.

The board of directors debated the decision all the way up to 8:30 p.m. the previous evening. One director inflamed passions when she said: “This move may be considered imprudent by some,” prompting her rival’s uncontrolled rage: “I hope we don’t get too emotional about this.” Still another startled all with the NPR equivalent of slipping off his shoe and banging it on the table: “Let’s maintain unity.”

Analysts fear heads will roll. A totally new board may take the helm within the next three decades.

In another development, a 58-year-old man with a bum arthritic left shoulder braved the wild and shoveled his driveway. He was almost three-quarters done — and feeling obnoxiously proud of himself — when the driver of a Bobcat finished the job, unasked and free of charge. The driver, obviously a communist, gave the arthritic 58-year-old a thumbs-up sign when finished and trolled for other opportunities.

The 58-year-old, a clergyman who can’t kick his journalism addiction, walked the neighborhood and took some pictures. Here are some.

Before the shoveling …

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After the shoveling …

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We New Englanders understand that all America hates our team.  Luv you too …

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